Guess the joke's on ME...

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I thought I was smug, but make no bones

I ain’t quite beaten this JAVA JONES…

I thought I had this coffee thing beat…

But today finds me slumpin’ low in me seat

Me heads-a poundin’, me eyes unclear

Even after a full-night’s sleep, I fear…

One week gone by, assumed I was safe

But now here I sit like an orphaned waif…

Chewin’ me nails down to the quick…

This blasted TEA is making me SICK...

Eatin’ Exedrine (they contain some caffeine)...

Barely feelin’ like half a human bean.

I’m stickin’ it out, tho’ – I won’t give in

This is one battle I’m plannin’ ta win…

I won’t let this crap throw me in a tailspin

I’ll emerge from it stronger, sure as my name be

LYNN…

Oh, I thought I was smug, but make no bones

There's ain't no WAY I've beaten this

JAVA JONES.

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P.S. - Eckhart’s lecture last nite:  PURE  ECK-ZELLENCE!!!!!