This PMS, it ain’t no fun
It’s really hard on everyone
Well, everyone who comes near ME
They have it worst by far, you see.
PLUS my doggy’s on the fritz,
Tummy aches an' gots da shitz…
I took her to the vet last nite
My poor ole’ Ellie…how she shook with fright
They took some blood from her wee doggy-arm
She yelped and shivered with alarm
I couldn’t wait to get her home
And treat her to a Meaty-Bone.
This morning, who should call but they…
THE VET, seems things had gone astray…
Some jackass went and DROPPED THE TRAY
An' Ellie’s BLOOD spilt all away!
So tonite I must bring her back again
More trauma for my fuzzy friend… L
I hope there’s not too much distress
Made that much worse
By my PMS.
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