BLOGGING HELL. ALREADY.

This BLOG thing, I don't know.  It feels a little competitive.  Like, I've been checking out other blogs just to see what's going on out there.  And so far, there seems to be a dominant common thread based upon the various bloggers' INCREDIBLE JOURNEY(S)  OF SELF-DISCOVERY.  Come on, give me fucking break, will you please?  Am I that jaded?  I'm thinkin' yeah, but I'd rather be jaded than sound like some of these nuts.

And yet, I read on, until I finally throw up my hands at the musings of this little white holy-roller lady who regularly travels to Uganda to adopt orphaned refugees and shit.  I mean, who can compete with something like that?  Who in hell has the finances, much less the stamina???

Oh, well.  Guess I'm a little cranky. It's been a long weekend with a growing toothache and horrible cramps combo goin'.  Plus, my dear husband just made me some nice egg salad since I can't really CHEW anything...and I turn my back for one second only to find my cat Billie with her face plastered into my bowl, inhaling it.  Wow.  Nice one, Bill.

Time to grab my tube of Ambesol and hit the sheets, maybe put on an Eckhart Tolle CD and partake in some ego-annihilation brainwashing.  After all, I should be PROUD of my sister doing her thing for the Uganda kids, for chrissake.

But as far as all these OTHER blogging jackasses...

P.S....<-- I'll bet she doesn't eat HIS fucking egg salad!!!!