Friday, February 8, 2013

DAKONDA Pt. 3

Okay, so back at the OPEN MIC, courtesy of our new pal DAKONDA.   We left off with the Whitney Houston-spewing, strung-out tranny glaring around the room in an intimidating, post-performance lather. 

But first…

A brief overview of Dakonda's deal, from what I can tell:   He's a tad older than us, late 50's?   Little hard to say exactly, but then it's always that way with musicians and other lunatics in general:  That quasi-youthful vibe tends to permeate regardless of actual age.  So The D-dude is an accomplished multi-instrumentalist who has apparently played with some very big names.  But seems he's not playing with those anymore.  Not sure exactly WHAT he does at this point, aside from wrangling people for OPEN-MIC exploits at the local vegan teahouse that's run by a handful of young Krishna fellaz.  Which is fine, it's SOMEthing to do in between vitamin infusions.
Dakonda certainly seems a kind-hearted soul.   Also, unconventional: He wears these really huge, metallic-aqua, roundish, Mickey-Mouse-style running shoes.  Pretty striking, those things.  And remember, Chris met him at the vitamin-therapy place, so my first impression when I saw them standing together on the curb as I pulled up was: "WHAT is with those fuckin' SNEAKERS, MAN?"  But ya got used to them pretty quick, as they actually suited his personality in an uncanny way the more you got to know him.

ANYWAY… So, Dakonda wasn't in the same boat as my husband.  He was being treated for something else at the holistic vitamin place.   Not cancer, but he was having some vitamin-issues and it's frankly not my place to go into that.  Regardless, he was FULL TO THE BRIM with energy.  I wondered if they were shooting him up with TOO MANY VITAMINS at that freakin' place.   Manic is a good description, yeah, he had the mania-thing going:  Talking non-stop much of the time, switching topics with lightning speed so that your head would be spinning and you got the feeling that his brain-cells were careening like a pinball machine around the inside of his head:  His THOUGHTS were, most definitely.   Somewhat exhaustingly lovable with his overwrought enthusiasm,  he'd be right in the middle of a rapid-fire diatribe about Carlos Santana and - BAMM - switch gears: "…AND…AND…life is long…and we must…there's enlightenment to be found…if we are OPEN…"  I'd be like: "Huh?  Oh, okay…new topic I guess."   But it was fine, and me and Chris had been thru so much trauma in recent months - with more uncertainty ahead - that the diversion of just being around all of that positive fervor flying offa Dakonda was oddly healing.  At first
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So yeah, also milling around the café` are the KRISHNA BOYS, the ones who run the place.  Not what you'd expect when you think of Krishna dudes.   Nobody was bald and no single red roses, no tambourines.  THESE young'uns are quite mod.  A half dozen of 'em in their early-to-mid-twenties - some quite handsome and all with full heads of hair, sporting identical straw fedora hats.  Like a tiny army of mini-Indiana Joneses boppin' around the joint in aprons, wielding trays of herbal tea, hummus and pita chips.   
Dakonda has brought a bright blue solid-body electric guitar and a flute, so we have that to look forward to.   I should mention that during Tranny Houston's performance, Dakonda giggles furtively and begins filming the performance -  along with the room's reaction to it - on his iphone.    If Tranny Houston is my first red flag of the evening, THIS little move on Dakonda's part is my second.

OKAY!  Pretty much up to speed here.  Tranny Houston has finished her big number, and the place is starting to fill up with some magical characters:  Couple of college kids with guitars, staring at their laptops or iphones.  These kids today.  The techno-zombies.  A middle-aged poetess or two.  Me and Chris of course, and I'm heartened to see another couple in our age group enter with guitars and amps. They spot us, too, and we greet each other tentatively, hopefully.  Oy vey, always hopeful
So after I've complimented Tranny Houston on her performance, he glares at me like he wants to smash me over the head with his large plastic bag of putrid, decomposing sneakers.   I look at Chris, who sits beside me smiling and nodding pleasantly up at Tranny Houston.  Jesus - How does he DO it?  My cheerfully stoic partner in crime. 

Tranny swings his head from me to Chris: There's obviously some kind of inner debate going on in his poor, shattered, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT psyche.  And then sanity (or most likely, apathetic exhaustion)  prevails. With a disgruntled HARUMPFFFFFF, Tranny turns away from us and plops a noisy squat onto a rickety stool, dust and possibly  some moths poofing up all around him/her.  How utterly charming.
I look at Chris: "Should we just leave?  I'm feeling…weird about this…"

He is positively incredulous: "No way, baby!  This is our night out!  Now get up there and do your number!"

TO BE CONTINUED….
 

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