Wednesday, February 6, 2013

DAKONDA Pt. 2


Dakonda invites us to an OPEN MIC.  He declared it would be a free-forum, where positive energy would be paramount.  Fine.  Sounds good.  SOUNDS LIKE WHAT WE NEED right now.

Me and Chris get to the OPEN MIC right on time.   I sign up.  Being A CIVILIZED MUSICIAN,  I have a song prepared.   Nobody else seems to have this going for them.  A couple of other people there seem to be TRYING, but it's still a little sketchy and - whatever.

Right off the bat, I sense trouble.  There's this tranny dude holding court, very belligerent - has a grudge in general.  He's dragging a shopping bag filled with filthy sneakers, his eyes are rheumy and bulging and the VIBE he is giving off is JUST NOT COOL.

He stands up, loud and proud, in the middle of the room and starts belting WHITNEY HOUSTON'S  "THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL"…  honestly, what a debacle….

And as soon as he finishes his astounding rendition of this song, he GLARES around at the room - a CHALLENGE.

So ME - why the FUCK am I always game to take this shit on???? - I say to him: "Wow!  You really BROUGHT IT.  You dug down deep and you BROUGHT It!"

Now, you'd think this fucker would be PLEASED that I had this to say.  But no.  He just stands there, SWAYING…all blood-shot-eyed and miserable.   Staring me down like he has a right.  THINK AGAIN.

You know what?  Let the GAMES BEGIN…
 
 

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