Wednesday, September 25, 2013

OLE' PETEY and I

When I was a really young kid, I knew animals were important to me. 
My parents were always busy and freaky and OCCUPIED. 
We lived in a small apartment in Glendale, Queens and the houses were attached.  Our nearest neighbor was a woman named Kris.  She was married but CHILD-LESS.  Older than my parents, and yet my mother seemed to view her as a "lesser-than" because of her CHILD-FREE STATUS. 
Kris always had dogs, tho'.
And she had me, too.
My father worked all hours and my mother was super-busy with my hyper older brother and my infant younger brother.  I coulda got lost in the mix,
But I didn't,
'cuz I had Kris.
When I was tiny, Kris had a dog named
Queenie.
She was a long-haired dachshund
And not so keen on kids.
So I admired ole' Queenie
And never pushed my hand
I admired and loved her
From afar.
By the time Queenie passed on,
I was about 6 and
Kris got Petey.
Petey was a GERMAN SHORT-HAIRED POINTER.
Yessir, that's what Petey was.
He was white and tan-spotted
And hyper and crazed
And I loved him so much
I thought I might die.
We were such good friends
Ole' Petey and I…


 

TO BE CONTINUED….

Friday, September 20, 2013

DISABLED


Saw  THE BOSS
He said
No Way
You pay to play
And play to pay
And make mistakes
And lose your way
But yet it seems
Ridiculous
'Cuz it's just Us
Just Only
Us.
And once you think
The answer's clear
Well, rest assured
It's nowhere near
There is no answer
Not one prayer
Not a stake
Not a lake
Not a Shining Star…
Bluesy Rings
Around the stars
Or maybe bars
Or maybe….Mars?
Silky rings
That hold my heart.
Hold my throat
Hold my soul
It's a
Start.
 
 

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

VANESSA

Vanessa is an Angel of mine

She came to me in a dream but also

A body of

Water.

I swam at the pool for many weeks

And felt

A hand between my shoulder blades

Pushing.

One night, during trial and tribulations

I fitfully slept

And suddenly

VANESSA REDGRAVE (or a reasonable facsimile)

Showed up. Swimming toward me.

I squinted and said:

"Are you here to help?"

And she said:

"Who do I look like?  That's me…

That's my name. 

And I'm with you

Always.
 
I said: "You look like Vanessa Redgrave."
And she said: "Close.  No Redgrave.  Just VANESSA."
So that's Vanessa.
And now she's just always around.

And she ain't goin'

Nowhere.
 

Friday, August 2, 2013

JUST A LITTLE POEM FOR EMMY


Looking back, I think my
Favorite part of today
Was when we left the
Restaurant
And I said
That orange flower
Near the parking
Lot
Would look so great
In your hair
And with your dress
And Jo
Tentatively goes:
"Should we pick it?"
And You mutter:
"I NEED TO SLEEP."
I love you, FABU MOMMY…
Continue to be
Real, please…
And
Thank You.
 
 

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

JUST ANOTHER POEM ABOUT A PICKLE STAND

 
 
Westchester may well have its perks
And also its share of yuppie jerks
This one guy had it down to a science quite grand -
Some shmuck with his kid
At the Pickle Stand.
 At a "farmers market", kinda sparse
Situated in a campsite parking lot
Or so it seemed to me, at least.
But I digress…
So, his little beast…
 
Was standing in front of the PICKLE TRAY
Which boasted 'FREE SAMPLES' on display
Pickle chips of all variety:
Horseradish, half sour, and
Dill-chips, half-sweet…
 
Toothpicks were offered,
Nicely displayed
For the patrons to use
As a Pickle-Tasting  Aid.
 
I'm next to this kid,
Who leans over the tray
Like a vulture about to
Devour its prey -
His father behind him,
States LOUD and dramatic,
"NOW MAKE SURE YOU CHANGE TOOTHPICKS…."
While the kid does his acrobatics.
"USE A DIFFERENT TOOTHPICK FOR EACH PICKLE YOU EAT…"
He's making sure we all hear him,
He's hardly discreet
He wants us to know
What a great job he's doing
In raising this kid
Who is drooling and chewing…
 
And in the middle of DAD'S
GREAT TOOTHPICK SPEECH
The kid up and VOMITS -
Not much of a reach…
His mouth filled with pickle-slime
He pukes right into the tray
Containing all of the samples
On the tasting display.
 And ole' DAD OF THE YEAR -
Who imparts lessons SO WISE,
Grabs the kid by the hand
And they run for their lives.
 
The Pickle Lady, clue-less
Was 10 feet away
With a long line waiting
For her pickles that day.
 
So I told her what happened
And pointed at DAD, yelling:
"YEAH, THAT GUY'S KID JUST VOMITED
ALL UP IN YOUR SAMPLES
YEAH, THAT GUY RIGHT THERE -
THE ONE RUNNING AWAY…."
She got rid of the tray
And thanked me.
 
I did buy some pickles. 
They were okay.
But I'm definitely cured
Of tasting from the
Sample tray.
 
 
 
 

Friday, July 12, 2013

HELLO, I LOVE YOU


Left a day-job in two thousand eleven

Go away, you people

I thought - I thought.

Thought the choice was mine and so

I could say

Go away, you people

Go away.

 

Things happened  then.

I was brought

Down to size.

Come back people,

Come back

Come on back.

 

Let's laugh

And let's hug

And HI
HI -

Hi.
 

 

 

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

I LOVE MY GREAT GRANDPA


My father told me a story tonight

About a personal family plight

His Grandpa, someone he never met

On his mother's side.

 

His name was Lajos -

Pronounced like: "LAY-USH"

Lived in Gyor, a farming town -

Just outside of Budapest

He ran liquor up and down

Made deliveries

Did his best.

 

One stormy night, he rode his cart

Drawn by two horses

In the dark.

Halfway there, he disembarked

The horses spooked

Left him aloft.

 

Lajos walked

Into the White Night

His horses, gone

No sign of light.

 

They found him days later

A'neathe a drift

100 feet from

A farmhouse and

Salvation.

 

His horses were home

Two days before.

They appeared without Lajos

At the barnyard door.

 

You Never Fucking Know.